Asian ghost prank…and the guy that wishedamufuggawould

March 13, 2010
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THere is nothing I need to add to this except for that the fact that I can SO see what happens at the end, actually happening…

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La la LA la la LA lalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

March 13, 2010
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This happy yoddely McCrooney mufugga here just frightens the shyt out of me. I mean, I’m scared as hell of this dude. I guarantee each and every one of you ganches that this bytch has about 4 decapitated baby unicorns in his basement hanging over his computer that has 2 terabytes of Kiddie porn and nekkid snorks.
Guaranteeeeeed.

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To serve protect and rape the shyt out of you

March 12, 2010
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SAN ANTONIO – San Antonio Police arrested an officer from within their own ranks Thursday night. Craig Nash was booked on charges of sexual assault and official oppression.
According to an arrest warrant,  Nash is accused of raping a transgendered person during his shift Thursday morning. The victim claims the 39-year-old officer was in full uniform and driving [...]

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Weekend Sip – St. Sip-a-lot

March 12, 2010
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Sorry can’t really say much cause I’m drinkin right now!

INGREDIENTS:
1 Part Midori
1 Park SKYY Vodka
Splash of Club Soda
DIRECTIONS:
Serve in a highball over ice – garnish with a lemon

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Mississippi school would rather cancel prom then let Lesbian attend with her girlfriend

March 12, 2010
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JACKSON, Miss. – An 18-year-old lesbian student who wanted to take her girlfriend to her senior prom is asking a federal judge to force herMississippi school district reinstate the dance it canceled rather than let the couple attend.
The American Civil Liberties Union of Mississippi on Thursday filed a lawsuit in U.S. District Court in Oxford on behalf of 18-year-old Constance McMillen, who said she [...]

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Man marries his gatdamn pillow… a pillow

March 12, 2010
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You know what the hell I don’t get? How come this silly sucker ass sucker can marry a gat damn pillow, but two humans of the same sex can not. As any 70’s era stereotype would say: Ain’t this bout some jive-turkey boooolshyt….

Lee Jin-gyu fell for his ‘dakimakura’ – a kind of large, huggable pillow [...]

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Fetish Friday – Vincilagnia

March 12, 2010
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By HelloKittySLut

Hey Everyone!! I Hope no one got sharted on last weekend, well I hope no one accidentally got sharted on. I have decided that the next four weeks will be dedicated to BDSM. BDSM stands for Bondage, Discipline, Sadism & Masochism. For the next four weeks I will take one concept of BDSM [...]

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Because you asked for it.. The OHN Igntionary.

March 12, 2010
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you go people.
A list of the most used terminology here on OHN that might be confusing to newer reader/fans/friends/white people/etc…
[OHN Igtionary]

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Five Mic Fridayz – Me Mad??? Naw!

March 12, 2010
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Iron Man 2 Trailer…nuff said.

March 11, 2010
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War Machine helping out his homey Iron Man? Scarlett Johannson? Yeah… pardon me while i clean myself up.

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Morehouse Whiz Kid is Causing a Stir: 13-Year-Old Dominates College

March 11, 2010
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At thirteen years of age, Stephen Stafford is causing quite a stir at Morehouse College. Stafford has a triple major in pre-med, math and computer science. Though he loves playing video games and playing his drum set, he is no typical teenager.
“I’ve never taught a student as young as Stephen, and it’s been amazing,” said [...]

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Chi-town STAND UP! Every Black Male of graduating class is going to college

March 11, 2010
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:Like most Black males living here in chicago, I immaturely stopped watching and or listening to the local news. Why? It’s heartbreaking. Every news story here in the chicago metro area regarding black males, is one of horror and heartache. Every 5 seconds it seems like there is yet another young brotha gunned down in the streets,at [...]

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Woman assaults officer with disrespect and breast milk

March 11, 2010
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MARCH 8–A Kentucky woman is facing a felony assault charge for allegedly squirting breast milk into the face of a female jailer. After Toni Tramel, 31, was arrested last Thursday for public intoxication, she was transported to the Daviess County Detention Center in Owensboro. While there, Tramel, pictured in the above mug shot, was directed to [...]

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Throwback Thursday – For the dog that chases his tail will be dizzy

March 11, 2010
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Funk is not domestically produced.
It’s cheaper to funk than it is to pay attention
The other day I woke up to Funkentelechy being played on satellite radio….I.was.jammin. If you’ve never heard this track do your ears a favor and listen to it.
Since some of y’all might not be ready for funk that deep (lol) [...]

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OHN:Gaming ass Gamer and movie nights!

March 11, 2010
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What’s Ohnawlians!
As some of you know, a few of us sometimes get together via XBOXlive and play various video games together. Modern Warfare 2, Left for Dead 2 (not me!), Rockband, etc.
But i wanted to open this up to all of Ohnawleans.
Therefore I am thinking that for those persons interested, we can organize some Gaming [...]

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